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Confidential to my Chicago-area fanz: I will be "reading"/performing (?) at Quimby's on Tuesday (~7:30 PM) and pimping Secret Beach #3, which will be, if not piping hot off the presses, at least still warm to the touch. Even better, I will be reppin' alongside mainman Al Burian, of Burn Collector fame, who's here from Berlin on a whirlwind victory tour celebrating the release of BC #15, as well as Mizz Anne Elizabeth Moore--former Punk Planet jefe, author/editor of several dazzling tomes and all-around purveyor of righteousness. AEM and myself are proud contributors to the latest Burn Collector, whose theme is purportedly Chicago vs. Berlin, and if we're lucky Anne Elizabeth will be reviving the hilarious Berlin Wall bit I saw her do in Berlin last summer--a gnarly meditation on capitalism that finds the missing link between Al Qaeda and David Hasselhoff. It should be an entertaining and edifying evening, so please do come!
Did I mention brand-new editions of the great Burn Collector and your own Secret Beach? SB #3 will feature long (but gripping!) pieces on Venezuelan-born rock goddess Yva Las Vegass and queer photographer/baseball celebrity Jerry "Bleacher Preacher" Pritikin, as well as a shocking preview chapter from my forthcoming novel--a bounty of content that virtually justifies the magazine's $2 cover price; and my Quimby's appearance, in honor of Teutonic Al Burian, will feature Germany's two greatest exports (techno music and spaetzle, duh). If you're not convinced by now you must be brain-damaged!
My apologies for the lack of blogging. Bloggers do occasionally have other business to attend to, and I have been busy moving into and fixing up my new home in Pilsen. I'd say it's the first time I've ever lived alone, except that my cat Booger is here keeping me steadfast company. I got the place for an obscenely low price, contingent on my fixing it up and making it decently habitable--it was a bit of a wreck when I first arrived, and I've been patiently patching, painting, tiling and weatherproofing. The first few days were pretty primitive, sleeping on the floor. When I was younger, and the world was more generous, I had little trouble furnishing an apartment--all the necessary accoutrements seemed to appear in alleyways as soon as I needed them. Now that I'm 30, I resigned myself to obtaining furniture in a nominally more adult fashion, i.e. searching the free board on craigslist. I've been barely even glancing down alleyways as I walked home. But everything I've needed has stubbornly fallen into my lap, as if to remind me of the world's persistent bounty. I can't even take out my garbage without coming across a nice, hardwood kitchen-table or a modernist cabinet sitting in the alleyway.
So my house is rapidly becoming a home. I've accumulated so little in my itinerant life, just a few boxes of books, that putting together a house has been very much a from-scratch endeavor. So many little things that a house requires--forks, spoons, extension cords, shower-heads! But I'm very much looking forward to this stage of my life, a cozy and introspective winter. Besides low-level homemaking, I've been engaged in that other great marker of adulthood, book-writing. I'd always told myself that I'd hold off on the book-writing until I'd gathered enough wisdom and experience to justify it--maybe when I'm 30, I'd laugh, 30 seeming as distant as another galaxy. But life has a ruthless way of collecting on promises, and so here I am at the age of 30, working on a book. I won't say anything about it except that it is springing directly from my debauched imagination, and will definitely not be a contender for great American novel.
I don't want to jinx it by naming it, but I've a subtle feeling that tectonic plates are slowly shifting in my favor. I should read the horoscopes--a startling number of fortunate coincidences and alignments have come my way these last few weeks, and I want to be as receptive to this trend as possible. I was even convinced, for a few days, that I had opened some sort of magic bank account; no matter how many withdrawals I made, my balance didn't seem to change. Sadly, this did not turn out to be true, but I like the spirit of the thing--I think of Malvina Reynold's Magic Penny, a sing-songy meditation on love that I was taught at Communist summer camp as a child.
I'll end this admittedly self-indulgent little post by noting that I'm featured on the WBEZ blog (as an editor's pick!) as a subject of Anne Elizabeth Moore's Revision Street, a modern version of Studs Terkel's classic Division Street that will (presumably) see eventual book form. What an honor! Reading myself talk about my life and past is incredibly boring to me, but you might be interested: the interview is here. I find it especially ironic being featured on WBEZ--ever since I made that drunken pledge of $20 that I was never able to honor, I figured I was an enemy of public radio.
Thanks for sticking with me, blog-readers! We're already neck-deep in our second year, and still going steady, are we not?
